Tuesday, May 24 - 4:38 A.M. Authorities responded to an unusual emergency call. Justin Levine was digging a hole in his backyard in an attempt to hide some falsified financial documents, when he struck what leading scientists have identified to be the remains of a Heterodontosauridae. Paleontologist Rodney Bean identified the creature with a crack team of Chilean landscapers that were nearby upon Levine's discovery. Bean was able to classify the remains because, "the tibia was 30% longer than the femur, which is generally considered an adaptation for speed of the species. The tibia and fibula of the lower leg were fused to the astragalus and calcaneum of the ankle, forming a 'tibiofibiotarsus' convergent with modern birds."
(Flawless, full, healthy, pure, naked Heterodontosauridae fossil shown in it's entirety in the image above)
Levine offered no comment when The Scoop, as well as other national news organizations, approached him regarding his discovery. When the the scene was seized by expert scientists and authorities, Levine still offered no comment. The decision of what to do with the dinosaur remains, will be turned over to the community if Levine doesn't propose a plan of action soon. We strongly urge our readers to comment and voice their thoughts. What should the city of Olde Milford do with this well-conditioned prehistoric beast?
Adam J. Stolz -The Scoop
